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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"vibe coded/coding" means using something like Chat-gpt to output code, if anyone is wondering.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To those of you feeling called out: Vibe coding is not about letting GPT find your missing semicolon or create that weird for-loop for you, but crafting the whole source code from scratch for a person who can't program at all.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've used it to craft a quick PowerShell or bash oneliner, or to get familiar with a function in some python package I've never used. But an entire program?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well, executives like to oversell the ability of genAI, so people think it can fully replace human coders right now. In actuality, it's just a more resource wasting Google. I usually try to look for code with public domain license instead to copy and modify (I try to credit the original authors nevertheless), and rarely peek into less permissive codes (had to do it for some OS API stuff, because people forgot how do do what SDL does without using SDL, my worst offense was to check the keyboard scancode lookup table in multiple Linux versions).

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do people really do that?! I've just used it as a starting point for something totally unfamiliar, reworked it to suit, made sure I understood everything it spit out. I cannot imagine ChatGPT spitting out working code.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

They do. The result is usually as expected. Either full of security holes or the recipe site is advertising cyanide ice cream.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

we just picked up a new intern this month. they did ok in the interview but it was mostly that their dad works with us that they got a job this summer. this week while we were waiting for a meeting to start one of the other devs asked him about the tools he typicaly uses.

he started talking about these vibe coding IDEs and i had to look them up. WTF! but now it is all making sense. who goes to a 4 year uni getting a cs degree and can't navigate a terminal? this is going to be a long summer.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How are people like this getting jobs and I can't find one?

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Because his dad works for the company

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Have a dad that can get you a job

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Confidence. Connections. Opportunities.

Act like you know what you're doing (you are likely more capable than you give yourself credit for). Be open to networking opportunities.

Give yourself the opportunities to get a job by applying to places you might be at least a 50% match for, using a well-crafted resume. A lot of these job listings are written on a game of telephone. A lot gets mistranslated between the dev team, management, and HR. Let the interviewer and your own judgement decide if you're a good fit or not after the interview, not that job listing.

These folks are getting to the hiring managers just by sheer number of applications (or knowing the right people), knowing how to get past the filters, and presenting themselves as a great candidate. Do the same, and you might have better luck.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Confidence. Connections. Opportunities.

But mainly whiteness.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

the intern in my story is not white.

[–] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

people are downvoting you, but you're right

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk about mainly but the literal reason DEI exists is because racists sometimes have hiring privileges.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They don't even have to be a racist. It could just be some form of racial bias. It's usually a bias that they aren't even aware of, and it gets glossed over as "the candidate wasn't a good culture fit" or something like that.

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 months ago

I was at a student project that just transitions to a being a normal job once you get your BSc, and there was one guy on our team who nobody knows how he got there, since there were objectively better students (in terms of grades and knowledge) who got rejected. He was beyond useless and always got other people to do his work for him.

Anyways, the company I worked at offered internships for students, and the main criteria for getting accepted was your average grade. I was present to witness that guy going on a call with someone who determines who gets the internship to vouch for his friend. His friend had an average grade far under 8 (which is honestly embarassing at our uni), but this dude said how his friend is very motivated, wants to work, the grade problem is only there because those are some subjects he doesn't care about, and he personally stands behind him that he'll be a grear intern.

Well it worked, that guy got the internship and other students who actually knew something got rejected because they didn't have connections inside the company. I imagine that's a story that gets repeated often. Higher mamagers don't really know who's doing what, so people who know how to confidently bullshit can talk themselves into and out of many situations and they often form connections with similar people.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My buddy got one of those. Immediate stopped doing group work and set about rebranding himself as an AI Automation Engineer. He's missing SO MUCH of the basics but sure talks a good schtick and is climbing the ladder so fast. After meetings we kinda wonder whether he really believes all that stuff. It's very worrying.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

the path up in many companies is an upside down pyramid of incompetance. you use to fail your way up but now it is about how much koolaid you drink.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

do any of these apps really exist or is it just some a shit gui in a wrapper? i ve seen so many memes about it now but never really saw any of the apps.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They do exist. You are made to use stuff like cursor at many workplaces now for "productivity"

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The VP of software engineering at my current company just announced that the goal is to have 30% or more of all code being written by AI by next year...

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Either he or the company will be gone in 2 years.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well ok. but i mean when those vibe coders post "i wrote an entire app in x hours" i always imagine it is an app that anyone can actually take a look at..like public in appstore or some webapp. too high expectations?/

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

yup, created one myself over the weekend, check it out here: http://127.0.0.1:8080/app.js

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mechanic vibe fixes my car, so whatevs

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Correct, just replace parts until it works... or not, does not matter, customer pays either way.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, I would much rather be dead than live in this shitty timeline.

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That can be arranged.

For a fee of course...

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I am so broke. :(

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm wondering why the man spent anytime in the ER for a bunch of scratches. Looks like he fell off his bike.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

I dunno, the hand... something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty...

My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.