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I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly

The rich.

Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.

I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst

Liquid hot magma

Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty

A Billionaire maybe

I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.

The rich

goth latina pussy

So many good answers already taken.

I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.

Palantir.

Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.

Violin rosin. Finally :)

Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!

I eat a nickel

Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.

Do you provide the thing?

As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet

Definitely uranium. Those calories are light

Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

Silica gel.

Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.

A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.

Kepler-452b

Human selfishness.

I've always been curious about eating glass.

So crunchy~

Plasma directly from the sun

Fascists.

Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.

That guy's wife

Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.

Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.

The greed in everyones hearts

I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

THE SUN.

A Microsoft data center

Well I know this girl...