I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
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The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
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Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
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I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
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Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
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I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
"Where shall we have dinner?"
"Lets eat up the road"
"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"
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goth latina pussy
So many good answers already taken.
I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.
Palantir.
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
Thank you for your service o7
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Violin rosin. Finally :)
I eat a nickel
Do you provide the thing?
As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.
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Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.
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Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
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Silica gel.
You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?
A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.
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Human selfishness.
Plasma directly from the sun
Fascists.
Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.
That guy's wife
Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.
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A Microsoft data center
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