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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

it is always a steam turbine :)

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know why we don't do this with internal combustion engines (Gasoline or Diesel) all that heat generated by the motor, wasted, it could be used to generate more electricity...

[–] Emi@ani.social 1 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

There were some cars that used Stirling engine (Czech wiki cuz better picture) instead of internal combustion ones.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

So we figured out the most efficient way to generate electricity 100 years ago, and you guys just whinge and want something new.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

Gawd I love this meme.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Go to 8:56 here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDXXWQxK38

There's still hope we can move past steam generation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

You'd think with all the mice and rats used for labratory testing, we'd have power generated by rodents running on wheels.

[–] xep@discuss.online 15 points 10 hours ago

Still kinda using water to turn a turbine, if you squint really hard.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 12 hours ago

most FTL in scifi surpassed the use of fusion to power thier ships and only used a supplemental power, they went with anti-matter, and vacumn energy

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 98 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Pssh, you guys are still on gravity-fusion? My ship has magnetically-bottled antihydrogen, which is carefully fed into a specialized reaction vessel that annihilates it with ordinary hydrogen to produce unbelievable amounts of heat...

...which is then used to boil water and force the steam through a turbine.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just put some saddles on this bacteria that eats photons.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago

Discworld ftl tech right here

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[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 70 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I invented a new power generation method!

Amazing, is it actually new, or is it steam again

... it's steam again.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"It's a good power generation method, sir"

looks inside

boiling water

[–] lime@feddit.nu 32 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

> ask if new generator is spooky or wet
> they don't understand
> show the diagram
> "it's a good generator mx"
> go inside
> it's wet

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I really wanna know what spooky is. lol

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 hour ago

spooky action at a distance! like solar panels

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's like how evolution's perfect form is a crab. Energy's perfect form is spicy water bois

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Fun fact: crabs are only the underwater peak of evolution. Land mammals seem to converge into anteaters, and plants into trees.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If mammals want to survive the next 100 million years we need to see the writing on the wall and evolve into crabeaters

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[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean theres been like 15 things that are dolphin shaped throughout history.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 21 hours ago (18 children)

Do solar panels operate in this way?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 60 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Yes, inside of every solar panel is water and tiny turbines. The sun heats the water, when it turns to steam it spins the turbines to generate electricity.

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

minas tirith lacks power! sound the turbines!

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago

It's always a relief when someone doesn't take everything so literally

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

just like wind turbine right?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

You’ll never believe where wind comes from…

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 9 points 20 hours ago

Wind turbines use whales and birds, I think it is like in Norse mythology where the wolves Sköll and Hati chase the Sun and moon. But with wind you have whales chasing birds while they are strapped to the blades, this causes them to spin and that generates wind, which fans the flames of fires to boil water and that creates steam.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 2 points 10 hours ago

technically pv panels are also heat engines. this is why they need cooling

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 10 points 19 hours ago

Depends on the type of solar panel. PV, no. Otherwise, yes.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

ok i can see the steam turbine powering onboard electrical but explain me how the fuck you're doing space propulsion and/or warp travel with steam

unless you mean literally just blasting steam like a propellant, Wall-E With the Fire Extinguisher style. in which case you're gonna run outta steam pretty fast

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 20 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Ion thrusters are an example of electricity used for space propulsion.

In ion thrusters electricity is used to create a magnetic field that accelerate the propellant particles at very high speed. This way the propellant of used much more efficiently.

Edit: I forgot to mention that it's not a concept, it's actively used in a lot of satellites

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

So skimming through the wiki article, it sounds like it it's still "throw something out the back" to generate thrust, which is largely the same problem as the Wall-E with a fire extinguisher problem another commenter made.

Ion Thrusters sound significantly more efficient (in terms of velocity change vs fuel), but do I have the right idea on that?

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Yes, ion thrusters still use conservation of momentum to generate thrust. They aren't limited by how fast or how hot we can make something explode though, so we can shove way more energy into the stuff they're throwing out the back. They're basically tiny coil/railguns, using electricity to move individual ions really fast.

In terms of efficiency, Ion thrusters are 4 to 40 times better than liquid fueled rockets. The draw back is that ion engines make very little thrust for the mass of the engine.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yes, just like every new electrical generation method is steam, every new method of propulsion in space is throw something at the back as fast as we can.

The exception being Project Orion. The idea behind project Orion is to constantly drop and explode nuclear bombs behind the spaceship at a rate of 1 bomb per second. The explosion of the bomb would then push the spaceship forward.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago

ooooooh

well that's pretty neat.

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