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[–] kvasir476@lemmy.world 133 points 4 days ago (11 children)

He really won't like what people replace 'tax' with if they're not allowed to say "tax the rich."

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Wealth inequality is killing quality if life. We would like to put that wealth to productive use through taxation and government investments, but setting it on fire (metaphorically) would still leave the average person better off.

If we can't tax it or destroy it, then people will be pushed further and further until they have nothing to lose, and after that, things will get ugly.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

and my ax (to kill rich people with)

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 93 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Roth on Tuesday stressed the significant contributions of the city’s wealthiest residents to its tax base and said these members of the so-called one-percent are “not enemies” and are “at the top of the great American economic pyramid for a reason.”

There it is. The "we're better than you and deserve more" conceit.

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That reason: they are so pathologically greedy that they grubbed up way more money than anyone could need and more than anyone else around.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If all it took to be rich was pathological greed, there would actually be even more billionaires.

It's pathological greed and generational wealth.

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Interesting how they're there for being stains on humanity, but they think they're special.

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how he feels about "eat the rich".

Fuck him.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Reading this as the Aerosmith song blasts bc my anarchist small child demanded to watch the music video before school right now!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Tax the rich is the moderate stance to eat the rich.

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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Haha wow he really tried to throw some antisemitism in there too.

“I must say that I consider the phrase tax the rich — [..] to be just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs, and even the phrase ‘from the river to the sea,’” Roth said.

I think you get a good peek into the psyche of powerful people when they use inappropriate terms from marginalized communities as a shield against just actions or comments made against them. It implies they see those genuine complaints from minorities as something merely performative - a tool for sympathy, a shield from criticism. It reveals narcissism and a lack of empathy.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

Israelis are not a marginalized community for the record despite their victim playing, but I take your point.

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Well, then you’ll like this even less:

eat the rich

[–] fira@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago

He might change his tune when he realizes the alternative is guillotines….

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 days ago

He's really not going to like "Eat The Rich."

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Some of them were born this way I suppose lol. They are a self-selected group of greedy people. There has never been an easier group to vilify, because they are literally villains, hoarding resources that others desperately need

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking you're better than others because you're good at amassing wealth.

Everywhere around you people are suffering but because of your innate superiority you are not only not suffering, you have far more than you could ever hope to need, and you cling to it white-knuckled like it's going to stand up and walk away.

Congratulations, you are the smelliest sphincter.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The interesting thing is that the media trained us to admire these people, and listen with bated breath to their advice. When in fact they are the last people we should ask for any kind of moral guidance. Their greed has made literally every major societal issue worse. Fortunately, I think that illusion is dissolving, and more and more it's a majority opinion that the rich are too rich and it needs to stop. Lots of disagreement on how to stop it, unfortunately

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Billionaires aren’t scared enough.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago

Let's change that.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuckin’ compost the rich. Can’t eat ‘em, might as well use ‘em to grow food. Grind ‘em up and let ‘em rot.

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Us: You have way too much money, we should share it more equitably so people don’t starve and stuff.

Them: You have done me a racism.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 days ago

Wealthy people hoard wealth to the detriment of the rest of society causing poverty, crime, death, and destruction. Billionaires shouldn't exist, taxing is only 1 option.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago
[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I can hardly wait for the guillotines to get sharpened up

...I suspect it will come as a surprise to many of the lizard people that they bleed just like us plebes

Except there is waaaaay more of us, and we have had enough of their baby eating and child raping

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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Wow. He has a real god complex thinking he should be "praised and thanked." Next he'll be mandating that his name should not be used in vain.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

the financially obese are not a protected class de jure

[–] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Fuck politico though, spokespeople for genocide.

[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Statements like this from people like him just tell me that they are scared.

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 13 points 4 days ago

Compost the rich*

I wouldn't recommend eating them - you'd probably catch something nasty. Grinding them up and feeding them to worms is far more appropriate!

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I am up for a hate crime

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Crikey, that parasite is really going to be really upset about my "guillotine the rich' policy!!

Though there's a lot to be said about the "woodchipper the rich" argument...

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

How is this "slammed" and not "whined at"?

Would he prefer "burn out the rich"?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

He's got more money than the average person, but he's only got 3/5 their value.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Perfect this goddamned country is full of racists, redirecting their energy to call the billionaire scum out on being the scum they are perfect... If the poor billionaire thinks it's racist they can easily solve the problem by not being billionaires.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The taxes just went 5% higher

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

100% taxes on any billionaire that complains about taxes.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

How about, "murder that stale cracker?" Does that evoke sympathy in his tiny heart?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago

🍽️ motherfucker.

[–] OppressedBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

"Come on guys, I know I'm wealth hoarding and I most probably didn't take human morals into account when I acquired it, but I have feelings okay!"

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