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Today, much to my wife's delight, I caught 4 baby mice at work and brought them home for my 2 girls (9 & 11).

They love them, my wife... not so much.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

Time to get a snake.

For the record, I fucking hate mice. Mice in the camper, mice in the truck headliners, mice in the barn, mice in the crawlspace, mice everywhere they can poke their dirty shit and piss asses so you find them in the spring by the stink.

Fuck mice.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

Get them at least a basic peep from a vet. A bit of something to minimise parasites should be a bare minimum to have them around your younglings. You don't want to come home and find your daughters running their butts across the carpet, now do you.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh so we're really doing hantavirus this season

So hot right now.

Because of the fever.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wrote a whole comment about Hantavirus with a /s, then rewrote it...

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wild mice carry diseases. Switch them out for some bread ones. And no, I dont mean the food. Or do I?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you don't actually want doughy mice, (mmmmm, yum), then the word you're looking for is bred.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have a cat that bring in mice and releases them inside all the time, I don't think a few extra will increase our risk profile too much..?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

The risk is from their shit which gets airborne or rubbed in crevices. Each mouse increases threat.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

...wild mice? What a horrible idea. Why wouldn't you get domesticated, bred mice? Are you trying to bring sickness to your house because this is how you do it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm with your wife on this one.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Jokes on you—I’m with your wife on this one.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I see you're aware of possible risks, so I'm just here to hope at least one of them is male, and you've named him Mister Jingles

[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feces. Feces are baby mice. Aww.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 3 points 1 day ago

must re-watch that, have on my NAS

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We also have mice, thanks to our Puss who keeps bringing them in to play. Actually, I think we're currently mouse-free after I ejected yesterday's offering.

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 5 points 1 day ago

We have at least one living inside thanks to our cats. Last Saturday she brought in 3 in about 1/2 an hour. The older cat (at 16 y/o) just eats them if he can still manage to catch them; in his prime he brought in rats/rabbits/ducks.

It's Autumn here in the southern hemisphere, so there are an abundance of mice is our semi-rural setting

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 3 points 1 day ago

in the words of shaggy "It wasn't me"

I had typed out a whole Hantavirus /s comment ;)

[–] graynk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

dude

bruh, even

[–] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago

What a depressing comment section - just as expected.

I fully support your decision OP. Mice are awesome. I've got some on my attic that I choose to co-exist with as I don't have the hear to trap them. This is the kind of story your kids will remember for the rest of their lives.