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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 118 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 23 points 1 week ago

wet ass throat

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 63 points 1 week ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It's the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying "I did not fuck my daughter, and if I'm lying, may god strike me dead!".

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

No, it's just Alex Jones' skin.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

I would not call it pleasure, but satisfaction?

Oh hell yes. This is what justice looks like.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's a valentine for next year :D

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

needs heart-shaped blood splatters, maybe some cupids with sniper rifles

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh my god that's way better lol, I'm too shitty a graphic designer to make that tho

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

in this day and age ms paint copy pasted fake transparent pngs is what this world needs more of

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edit: glad that hateful cunt is gone.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 39 points 1 week ago

magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!!

also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can't say!!!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one.. like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[Intro]
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I've got a story of caution for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
About a man spreading hatred with glee.
[Verse]
What do you get when you are spreading lies?
You say guns don't kill, but we ve got eyes.
It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da.
You harvest hate if that's what you sow.
Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.

This was created with non artificial stupidity

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you're wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt

That's the best I've got so far, but it doesn't flow with the rhythm

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[–] kinsnik@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you think that charlie Kirk memorial fountain should spew shit, for how he lived, or blood, for how he died?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Somebody get Rick Santorum on the line.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

No one wants post coital, frothy lube with traces of shit coming out of the fountain. Santorum is the last person you want to call.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

holy fuck the GOP is so full of shitstains that i completely forgot about that fuckstick

jesus fucking christ if we only knew...

edit: for the youngsters-- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Look at this photograph

Every I time I do it makes me laugh.

How did his hand get so red,

and what the hell just went through his ~~head~~ neck?

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

Guy basically killed himself.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Charlie Kirk memorials be like:

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Dark humor isn't right wing! This meme is mean to me

...and Charlie Kirk is a perfect slow-ball setup... my favorite straight man... he's a human Gusher... the leaning tower of MAGA... Squirtle, I choose you! I could go on all day.

Dark humor is memento mori, not sexist and racist jokes! That's black humor. Get it? THANK YOU, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don'ch'a know.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 17 points 1 week ago

via Hello_there@fedia.io:

Spent his life arguing against the public good. Ended his life as a fountain.

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

So sick of hearing about CK. How could anyone listen to him? He was always talking out the side of his neck.

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

a good fascist is a dead fascist

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The right wing has always had a massive victim complex.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Boo hoo, your favorite podcaster got murdered. Damn snowflakes cant take a joke.

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 5 points 1 week ago

~~Not like anything of value was lost anyway~~

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What is with this "dark humor bad" cliche? Since when is dark humor synonymous with racism/sexism/etc-ism?

To me dark humor has always been something more akin to self deprecating jokes, punchlines like "but doctor, I am Pagliacci", or making light of the futility of life.

Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 18 points 1 week ago

notice in the meme that "dark humor" is in quotes. racist jokes ARE racist jokes, but racists try to call racist jokes "dark humor," which is both false and giving actual dark humor a bad name

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind "jokes" that aren't jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That's why you'll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the "it's just a joke, calm down" and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the "comedy is legal" crowd.

Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.

See, that doesn't matter. The "dark humor" aspect is irrelevant, it's just another excuse to hide behind.

You have to remember,words don't mean anything to these people, they're just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.

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[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I think there is a difference between racial jokes and racist jokes. I also think either can be considered dark humor. One is just typically cringe.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. Captain Kirk. Starting to make sense? /s

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago
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