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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 121 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure their point is tabloids exist because there's a market of thousands if not millions of people that want to know about and think about people they don't know, such as this guy.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yes, thank you. For some reason, I'm always surprised when trying to be evocative backfires into misunderstanding.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 week ago (32 children)

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To non US people who aren't exposed to the same celebrity overexposure (unless it's by choice) and have no particular opinion on Zendaya, she's ok. Haven't seen part 2 though.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

It's not celebrity overexposure in my case. I like Zendaya, I'm not tired of her and would like to see her in more stuff. I just think she was the wrong actress to play chani.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

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[–] cRazi_man 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[–] cRazi_man 38 points 1 week ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren't coming out of these holes.

Anyone who wouldn't lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The difference is that this hole contains a lot more E. Coli and my nose has evolved to be extremely sensitive to the smell of it because of the very real biohazard

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hold up. "Anal" is not the same as "licking ass".

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Depends on how long their tongue is.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Anus licking is what holding hands used to be

[–] FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”

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Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Who are they talking about?
  2. I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too

(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmings.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.

[–] hobovision@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Timothee Chalamet is in a relationship with Kylie Jenner. The character Zendaya plays in Dune kisses Timothee's character.

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