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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

He's got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

I cross the street whenever I need to, without checking for danger. I never lock the doors. I don't check to make sure I turned off the stove. I don't wear seat belts. I go into the homes of sketchy strangers. CAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN FEAR/S

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Every single MAGA fucknut should follow their pedo and the toilet seat cocaine snorter's instructions. Bleach is going to be in short supply.

[–] tooks@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

COVID played a major part in my mother's death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. πŸ€”

[–] TheGreatRapsBeat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Like the majority of Boomers? I’m in.

Why couldn't it have been the hentaivirus?

He's thumbody special

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The first to NOT comply, will be the first to goβ€¦πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Thank you for your service o7

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Or how about only wealthy elites getting away with having parties while everyone else is expected to quarantine?

[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 36 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.

It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.

[–] tooks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Made me gag. Well done!

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 93 points 18 hours ago (17 children)

Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Look how terrified they are all the time

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

This but unironically

[–] MyceliumNetwork@lemmy.zip 50 points 21 hours ago

Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] sychthys@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

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[–] Miller@lemmy.world 135 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I will NOT comprehend basic science.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

This was said by a British politician about the UK, but it feels a lot like it applies to the US too:

I think the people of this country have had enough of experts

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 34 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

distractions to keep us from a few things.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Yup. There's also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.

Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.

Argentina doesn't really take any precautioms afaik.

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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, the irony of this kind of meme saying "I will not live in fear" and yet they quite obviously are living every day in fear of conspiracies. Anyone who has read a few sentences of commentary is aware that Hantavirus is not going to be a pandemic.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We've known about coronaviruses since the 1960s

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago

Yep, and scientists were saying for just as long how easy it could mutate and cause a global pandemic so governments should be prepared. >.>

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

At the moment, there is no cure or vaccine. Just like with Ebola, until a few years ago when some non-African people got infected, and they suddenly whipped up something.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!

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[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 points 14 hours ago

The US was lucky to have an administration change when it did right as COVID19 took hold. Had the pedophile been running things any longer, the entire country would have burned to the ground.

"Inject bleach to kill the virus?" "Fire our smartest guy for.. reasons.." etc. etc.

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