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[–] lime@feddit.nu 115 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i like the implication that bread just grows like that

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so those are lightly jellied grapes/buttered peanuts?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Na, just the outside is cooked just like in steak.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Quality shitpost, would comment again.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks babe

[–] Sunschein@piefed.social 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I had no idea that jelly is made from grapes. In my almost 50 years on this earth I have never heard of that. There's really no point to my comment, except maybe to serve as a reminder to never take knowledge for granted.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean jam is just made from any fruit right? Or is jelly not jam and truly a specific thing?

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

jam is made from mashed fruit, jelly is made from fruit juice. basically the same process except the solids are strained out

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We just use jelly beans and peanuts around here, I dunno what you folks are on about.

Who the fuck can afford jelly or grapes these days?

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I still have some from the before times

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grape jelly is made of grapes ....

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

looks harder at label

Grape-flavored Jelly

nahhhh

[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

• Jelly is fruit juice paste made with gelatin or pectin.

• Jam is the exact same except with mashed bits of fruit.

• Preserves have whole chunks

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Yes in some other places what we refer to as jello (gelatine-based fruit-flavored wobble) you call jelly. But the jelly in a classic PBJ is assumed to be made from concord grape juice and sugar, jellified by pectin. Do you guys not distinguish between the pectin and gelatin kinds?

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[–] cadekat@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or, more enjoyably, from raspberries.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or, more enjoyably, from strawberries.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

But black cherries

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew about all kinds of jam/jelly. Just never once grapes.

[–] wunderkatze@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've had jam made from red wine. Soo....

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer mine well done

(Peanut butter flavored jelly belly)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What do you think the B stands for?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just insert a comma

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Need to add some sliced sugar beet, sugarcane or corn.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Or just pour some sugar on ~~me~~ it.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Okay I've procrastanated enough

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's not just rare, that's critically endangered! Extinct in the wild, even!

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Technically those peanuts would have been roasted.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

You MONSTER!!!!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are few things I don't like, peanut butter is one of them. I'd rather eat this (I do like peanuts).

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think peanuts on a buttered piece of toast would be solid. Gotta try it sometime.

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[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ok William Osman 2 I believe you

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thats nit rare, thats mythical, - points for overbacked bread

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think “deconstructed” is the fancy word?

Oddly, this could maybe work if you sliced the grapes. Or sliced strawberries.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I thought jelly was made of bone
You need some crunchy ulnas on there

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

???

You must be somewhere other than the US. "Jelly" is preserves/jam, not gelatin.

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