I think this probably deserves a top level post but I'm lazy so dumping it here: https://www.midjourney.com/medical/blogpost
Midjourney is aiming towards making a fancy new ultrasound device! They have a trailer with unsettling sci-fi music and visuals!
Are they starting with clinical trials? Does it actually work yet? Haha no of course not they're gonna make a "research spa" in San Francisco.
The blog post is full of weird phrasing and details that makes it impossible to take seriously:
When you step into the water, you’re standing on top of a platform. The platform is connected to rails and begins to descend into the water - an elevator gently lowering you at around 2 inches, or 5 centimeters, per second.
Our spa will have hot tubs, saunas, cold plunges, and cozy rooms with pools of golden light which softly scan your body. It should be a place you love going, whether it's by yourself, or with friends. It should be available 24/7.


