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I wish he wasn't this funny
I like how many democrats made big public displays of saying they should welcome Musk back into the party over the past week.
Democrats will never pass up an opportunity to make themselves look like the biggest losers in the room.
I feel like I can trust this scheming court eunuch who is in the process of betraying his lord on twitter.
Democrats will never pass on a fundraising opportunity
All for his money, I'm convinced. They saw how much he donated to Trump, saw that he was falling out with Trump, and went full 
damn this fucker was rushing his tits off adderall and just let the hatred flow through him
got that comedown regret now don't you pal
“My name is reek”
Man I wish we could push this to become what everyone calls him
I think it's better that nobody calls him anything at all, he has been erased from national politics
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This person I spent a butt load of money on electing to the highest office in the land is…. a peadophile!!! Also, after consideration I would like to continue to be friends with them. - 
Good for him that Trump is quick to forgive and has a lot of empathy for losers.
He wants to keep his corporate welfare.
This is just pathetic
If there is one thing Trump respects, it's conceding to a loss.
Classic abuse victim behavior, Trump is the apex abuser in this world of abusers
I was thinking about it the other day, this exact same thing, how much of an abuser Trump is and how much of my dad I see in him, it's scary.
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Trump has already discarded him, doesn't he understand that? I assumed that these rich assholes, as dumb as they are, at least had a good gut instinct for power dynamics. But I guess he's even more of an unbelievably pathetic loser than I thought. Or maybe he does understand that the only way to please Trump is to act like a pathetic worm prostrated at his feet.
Pffffffffft hahahahahaha
Not that we need it, but an excellent reminder that the bourgeoisie oppressors are ultimately cowards and opportunists regardless of (and the reason behind) their hoard of wealth.
World's most pathetic human
Hey babe, I know I went a little over the top yesterday... It's not really over is it? 
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As a dog returns to its vomit etc
“I’m sowwy Mr. Pwesident, pwease don’t take away my EV cwedits.”
You don't understaaaand, this is just how alpha males interact with each other! 
some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.
balls: huge
posts: regrettable
Phallo: centric
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I am sure Trump, famously not petty at all, will be quick to forgive and forget.
There was a debate in the 2016 primaries where Trump said he doesn't forgive people and I only remember it because it actually looked good on him by virtue of making him the only one on the stage who gave an answer to the "what is your biggest weakness?" cookie-cutter job interview question that wasn't blatantly intended to be interpreted as a strength.
Can't find it, but I saw an article afterwards summarizing all the answers that was such a fun read. Mike Huckabee's biggest weakness is that he believes in God. Ted Cruz' biggest weakness is that he's extremely smart. Rand Paul's biggest weakness is that he cares where our tax dollars go. Etc.
less spine than a jellyfish
Nothing ever happens
nah this is the funniest possible outcome because trump is still never going to speak to him again and musk is just gonna desperately simp to the bitter end
But if it does happen it's kinda hilarious
That post K clarity hit hard for 
some things need to stay inside thoughts elon 
Repeatedly pressing the 'wompwomp' sound on the soundboard
lol
Did US Marshalls come to his hole and give him a swirly?
"That wasn't me talking, it was the K"
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