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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 112 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I like how many democrats made big public displays of saying they should welcome Musk back into the party over the past week.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 101 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Democrats will never pass up an opportunity to make themselves look like the biggest losers in the room.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 69 points 6 months ago

ferret-poggers I feel like I can trust this scheming court eunuch who is in the process of betraying his lord on twitter.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

Democrats will never pass on a fundraising opportunity

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

All for his money, I'm convinced. They saw how much he donated to Trump, saw that he was falling out with Trump, and went full awooga

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 94 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 58 points 6 months ago

I wish he wasn't this funny

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago

This is just pathetic

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He wants to keep his corporate welfare.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 57 points 6 months ago (2 children)

damn this fucker was rushing his tits off adderall and just let the hatred flow through him

got that comedown regret now don't you pal

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

My stimulants never make me crashout on main.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man I wish we could push this to become what everyone calls him

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it's better that nobody calls him anything at all, he has been erased from national politics

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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

If there is one thing Trump respects, it's conceding to a loss.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Trump has already discarded him, doesn't he understand that? I assumed that these rich assholes, as dumb as they are, at least had a good gut instinct for power dynamics. But I guess he's even more of an unbelievably pathetic loser than I thought. Or maybe he does understand that the only way to please Trump is to act like a pathetic worm prostrated at his feet.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This person I spent a butt load of money on electing to the highest office in the land is…. a peadophile!!! Also, after consideration I would like to continue to be friends with them. - my-hero

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey babe, I know I went a little over the top yesterday... It's not really over is it? billionaire-tears

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

As a dog returns to its vomit etc

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Good for him that Trump is quick to forgive and has a lot of empathy for losers.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

Pffffffffft hahahahahaha

Not that we need it, but an excellent reminder that the bourgeoisie oppressors are ultimately cowards and opportunists regardless of (and the reason behind) their hoard of wealth.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Classic abuse victim behavior, Trump is the apex abuser in this world of abusers

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking about it the other day, this exact same thing, how much of an abuser Trump is and how much of my dad I see in him, it's scary.

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

nah this is the funniest possible outcome because trump is still never going to speak to him again and musk is just gonna desperately simp to the bitter end

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 6 months ago

But if it does happen it's kinda hilarious

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“I’m sowwy Mr. Pwesident, pwease don’t take away my EV cwedits.”

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't understaaaand, this is just how alpha males interact with each other! frothingfash

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

balls: huge

posts: regrettable

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Phallo: centric

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

New site tagline

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How do you become this big of a loser?

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[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

some things need to stay inside thoughts elon pathetic

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

World's most pathetic human

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 6 months ago

Repeatedly pressing the 'wompwomp' sound on the soundboard

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

That post K clarity hit hard for melon-musk

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

less spine than a jellyfish

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

"That wasn't me talking, it was the K"

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Did US Marshalls come to his hole and give him a swirly?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

so if TACO, what does that make Musk?

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Never forgive

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The first 3rd of the movie Kinds Of Kindness covers what will happen here.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am sure Trump, famously not petty at all, will be quick to forgive and forget.

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