I remember as a kid having one of those encyclopedias with a bunch of cool illustrations, and it mentioned the Bermuda Triangle. It really scared me! Like wtf why was no-one doing anything about this

Ships and planes went from magnetic compasses to GPS?

The Bermuda Triangle a geological phenomenon, there’s a lot of ferrous ore close to the surface and that fucks with magnets and radio signals. But equipment went digital, started using satellites, and is generally more powerful and better shielded now. So I’m assuming it’s less of a problem enough to tough through it, or just no longer a problem at all.

Yeah and why doesn't anyone worry about quicksand anymore?!

Bermuda Triangle was an early creepy pasta.

coast of Venezuela is where boats are disappearing nowadays

The aura of the Bermuda Triangle and Area 51 have really lost their charm since the introduction of the internet…

Because we now use GPS instead of compasses lol.

We don't ever have any spontaneous human combustions either. This is bullshit

The Bermuda Triangle is so Analog 20th century. We have better conspiracy theories in the Digital Internet Age.

The aliens living there fixed the bug in their invisibly field that made airplanes crash there. Read the patch notes. SMH.

Way fewer Cubans navigating it in… less than ideal conditions.

They've moved the underwater UFO base to the Catalina islands.

The Bermuda triangle only extends to about 20,000 ft in elevation. Most flights in the area know to stay above that level.

I'm have to get lost there so I can revive it again eventually!

Cross-posted to aneurism posting? Quick! RAISE BOTH ARMS!

Why would people go to the Bermuda Triangle if they just disappear there?

I'm not sure where this revisionist map came from but everyone knows the Bermuda triangle was always scalene.

Its all in the Epstein files

One mothers insistence that her son wasn't a fucken idiot who couldn't read a compass and we get a lasting conspiracy theory.

It's because we ave Bigfoot now, silly.