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[–] 73 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Is he at least going to hand out paper towels?

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    "I run Venezuela" (when there is oil money to be taken)

    "I don't run Venezuela" (when they need literally any governance or humanitarian help)

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If he could have bowed out during COVID, he would have done that too. He's like the Levite that walks by in the parable of the Good Samaritan. Heartless.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't it weird how bad things happen when that dumb fucker steals an election? I mean, gets elected by fucking morons?

    COVID, el nino, earthquakes, screwworms...

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Trump can't run anything, except shit into his Depends.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Trump:

    Steals Venezuela oil tankers

    Bombs it

    Arrests their president from his bed at night

    Leaves

    Maduro's VP:

    Works with US companies to establish his own grip on power

    Trump:

    "I'm in charge"

    Me:

    Lmao

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I wonder, if President Maduro is aware, and what he must be thinking, if he is.

    I haven't seen him in the news since he's been kidnapped.

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