this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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[–] angband@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ugh that ai gen image super sucks

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can you guys read this stuff and still think violet is fake? You can't make this shit up

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

I mean I could but that’s because when you don’t have enough friends you make up your own

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

my fling told me that, in his five decades of life, I'm the first person to ever lick his pits🤠

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This has left me conflicted

[–] boltzbruh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Conflingted

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

See this is what men have to live through in our society 😔

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I mean i am an armpit licker but ive never considered my armpits being licked. Interesting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is 1 person gonna put both pits in my face at the same time?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on the range and potency of the armpits.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I dislike your usage of language.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Some form of hyperplasia?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wtf is going on with her shoulder/neck/clavicle?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Tis my guess

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, Violet's posts definitely have a unique flavour.

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

just like armpits

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a like is an armpit (I don't judge here), what is a dislike?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Kneepit. All the juice, none of the flavour.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

I don't think you can lick armpits over the Internet but I'm not an expert.

Something beautifully bestial about your face pushed into a pungent armpit as he's on top of you, pinning you, and pounding you hard

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

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