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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

who bugged the shrimp? FBI, CIA???

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

WHAT DO YOU KNOW! WHO IS YOUR SOURCE! units move in on this users location, send to black site zeta-alpha-7

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not big brother, but big ocean [put on tinfoil scuba gear]

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Then why do they have different insides?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also who are these people? They’re so hot

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes, but does it really matter if they're delicious?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Red Lobster had you one step closer to living in the pod. We needed to kill it.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If ground bugs were just as tasty I’d eat them too.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They are, you're just not out trying them.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The main problem is that they can’t get as big on land so there’s not much meat on the exoskeleton.

[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, I don't care, if mealworms are related to shrimp. They are still delicious!

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

ya if a cook successfully prepares other bugs in an appetizing way and actually is tasty, people will eat it.

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago

Inside bug = goo. Inside shrimp = tasty meat These are not the same.

[–] BarnWolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They mudbugs.

[–] secher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Same. Lots of legs, detritus feeders, and an exoskeleton? Bugs. Shrimp, lobster, crayfish, crabs; all bugs.

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Delicious, delicious bugs.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're telling me a bug fried this rice?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It wasn't Edgar. It was wearing Edgar. Like an Edgar suit.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only good bug, is a dead bug.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

steps on cockroach

Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm doing my part!

... Oh, sorry, wrong movie.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is true, I ate fried grasshoppers once and it tasted so much like shrimps I ate handfuls of them.

I hear cicadas are pretty good top

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What’s the original context for this image?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Huh, neat. TBH I hope they don't get any more than a slap on the wrist. But knowing this country that ain't happening.

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[–] linuxguy@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Holy RF burns, Batman. You'll never see me touching an antenna I'm not familiar with.

[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This thumbnail didn't load on my feed and for a second I thought you were the canal guy based on the title.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen this as a meme a fee times now, but what is the context? I'm obsessed with her black block and how it has cat ears lol. They are both incredibly ripped as well.

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So are crawfish, crab, and lobster.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“bug” is a folksonomy that generally means anything that ought to be a bug, including insects, spiders and lobsters. It has no meaning other than vibes, so whether a shrimp is a bug depends on whether it feels like one to whoever’s making the call.

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[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

We fight a war against them; we won, let them never forget!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who are these two? Was this a recent event?

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Climbed the empire state building and on the flag something along love beats hate/wars

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Been saying this for years. I don't eat bugs just because they came from the sea and are expensive.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Skrimps is boogs

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