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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why -5? This, this is shitposting.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as "The Penguin Which Brings Doom." As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

Farewell!

With love,

Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love this so much

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.

Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it's more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

dammit not another whale worshipper :3

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 44 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Two ~~Chrome~~ Librewolf tabs

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometime between November 5th 2024 and Jan 20th 2025 I decided I had better replace my ailing laptop before something drove prices up. I was debating between the 32G of RAM I needed and the 64G I wanted. I am really glad I splurged back then. The way costs have gone between tariffs and AI's demand for braaainz (plus the fact that vibe coders don't make any account for efficiency or specs) it feels like I practically got it for free.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm happy both my PCs have 32 😅.

Laptop is at 16 but the expansion slot is broken so it is what it is. 16GB on linux is alright for me though.

I did splurge on a 2TB 990Pro SSD though, that I am so happy about!

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I'm still getting by with the machine I built in 2016 with what I thought was a beefy 16GB of RAM. Hopefully I can get some cheap parts and build something better after the AI bubble bursts.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

16 is fine. I still use a laptop with 4 when I'm traveling

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on what OS your using and what you're doing on it, but even with windows 16 should be enough, the problem will come if you want to use 3d editing software or video editing software, games should be fine in my experience.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

i would sell them and retire

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

My main rig has 64 of DDR5 and my backup rig (Yes I'm that kind of fucking nerd) has 32 of DDR4.

I'm so fucking lucky I bought this hardware JUST in time.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My home server still has 96GB. At this rate i might shut it down and call it my retirement plan

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right over the last 5 years I think I bought about 4-5k of ram and storage. Which is a lot but I think at today's rates I could flip it for 50k. I'm extremely tempted to do so cause prices have to come down right, but knowing my luck this will all be worth 500k in a few years and I'll never be able to buy it again.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I say hoard it unless there's an emergency where you need money.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

I read this in their voice.

[–] neoblame@fedinsfw.app 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ten lemmy client,sir༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this a sloppified version, exacerbating the reason 32 rams is so scarce right now?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

I hope not!

I found it elsewhere myself 🤷🏻

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would compile 2 versions of LibreWolf from source at the same time man

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Depending on what you do 16 might be plenty or 32 can be barely enough.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

i guess currently you can cash it in for early retirement

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Below 32gb is unusable. Can't even load rimworld

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can hear this image

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

More fun than I thought it would be.

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