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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got it from the same user around the same time. She must've sent it to you by mistake.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah same, OP's was definitely a mistake. I think she's just here for us two.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (7 children)
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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok, this is a shitpost community. I should not expect a real answer here. But I'm gonna float this question and see what people say.

This person has (of course) spammed me multiple times from apparently (just?) 2 different accounts now. nicole9@l.henlo.fi bogymanstout@quokk.au

Ok. So its spam. I block it. But what on earth is going on? This doesn't seem to make sense. I assume somebody has actually tried to talk to this Nicole person. How did that go?

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's a community for pondering this question.

The consensus is that Nicole is actually being harassed.

If you follow the links there's no one to talk to but in the topic for the matrix room or something it says where she works.

So it's something like creepy weirdo is spamming everyone with her photo in the hope that creeps from lemmy go hit on her at her work.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 4 days ago

Ok. More internet. Now I just hope Nicole is ok. Fuk. Thx.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

I think they eventually try to get you onto a crypto trading platform or something.

Nichole lemmy BONGGGG

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

New Nichole just dropped

[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Trinity Nicole looking for her chosen Neo

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

Is she like a pokemon now? Got to catch all of her evolutions.

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

❝Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Fediverse is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You toke from the blue bong, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You toke the red bong, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes… Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more… Follow me… on Friendica❞

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you can call her the Fediverse Chick

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[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

It’s too late; we’re already addicted to her.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pipe down, not sure what gave you that idea

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

There's no basis, OP's just blowing smoke.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't understand why whoever this is doesn't use better photos?

These always look like they were taking on a potato.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This one made me think it might be screenshots taken during a video call

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone actually worked out where they came from, it was a livestream from memory.

But yeah, screen grabs from a crummy webcam.

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What?? I saw theories about this but no proof. Do you have the post talking about this?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

https://feddit.org/c/nicole

Pretty sure it was in this community.

https://lemm.ee/comment/19153078

Found the comment. Basically a bunch of still photos from a livestream.

Why on earth would you do a livestream with drug paraphernalia in the shot?

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If she is in Toronto then smoking weed from a bong is no more illegal than drinking a beer from a glass - if that was your worry about the visible paraphernalia.

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Every picture of "Nicole" I've seen has that feel to it.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whoever this lady is, she seems pretty fucking rad.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She's my girlfriend please don't compliment her

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 3 days ago

Our girlfriend.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

OK, I'm late to the joke.

Is this a AI, bot chick? Is that the joke?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Most likely, no one knows for sure. Random accounts will spam this message, and the picture keeps changing. No one knows who this girl is, or if she knows her image is being used. There's speculation about where the photos are originating from

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone has gotten to the bottom of it. It's a scam that has been sweeping Lemmy, Mbin and Mastodon (possibly others) for awhile now. It features a picture of that girl, we've seen several different pictures, it's the same girl and they're just about always posed as if it's a frame from a Skype call or Zoom meeting like that. At first, the picture would show up with the text as plaintext, it has mutated and now the text is baked into the image to get around spam filters. At some point the message started asking for crypto.

It's pretty obviously a spam/scam/spcam, so it's become a little bit of an in-joke, receiving one is something of a rite of passage, and referring to the almost certainly fictional character of Nicole as "our" girlfriend.

Exactly what scam it's pulling isn't clear. I've seen several hypotheses put forward:

  • It's just asking for crypto. Simple "Look at girl. Think with dick. Send bitcoin." plot
  • It's a pig butchering scam. A long-term confidence trick where the scammer actually befriends you for months at a time, then convinces you to "invest" in legit looking shady shit. Designed to get around defenses that were built up against the Nigerian Prince scam.
  • It's a harassment campaign against the girl in the photos. Which...this is the most diabolical and circuitous way I can think of achieving that. "We have several screenshots of this girl on Zoom calls. We'll spam Lemmy, not Reddit or Twitter or Instagram, Lemmy, as if she's inviting people to join a Matrix chat to socialize, and then these nerds will pull a Cicada 3301 job of following the breadcrumbs to finding the actual girl and annoying/attacking her. This is the most G-rated revenge porn campaign I've ever seen.
  • It's for de-anonymizing Lemmy accounts. I'm not enough of a nerd to know how the nuts and bolts of this one works but I think they send you a DM that links to a jpeg stored on another server, they send a slightly different jpeg to each account they're targeting, and which IP address requests which jpeg can pin an IP address to a Lemmy account. A lot of the mainstream web falling to fascism you can see why Big They might want to see who's who on the platform that still allows subversive ideas like "genocide is bad".

It's come from accounts made on several instances, I think at least one instance specifically for the purpose but a few random accounts with no post history started blasting it out on several instances including sh.itjust.works. So whoever's behind it is pretty persistent.

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Dude, that's my bong.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 5 days ago

Damn, she's about to enter the matrix!

I got that spamessage today as well

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wtf is this. I'm so confused.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Nicole in shambles

[–] Naughty_not_bad@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 4 days ago

I perfere this Nicole:

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just got my first one recently as well lol

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is this? I got it too

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Some weird spam. It's going around so much that someone made a whole community to post updates nicoles in.

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Finally I've got chosen yesterday.

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