Desktop freezes

Me: Tries to move the mouse, click on stuff, and type on the keyboard

unfreezes 45 seconds later and all of my commands get executed at the same time. All the windows are screwed up, five other programs launched and it deleted important documents

I want to see some hustle, Stanley! I want to see commitment! A willingness to go all the way no matter what the cost!

… just reminded me of this quote.

Successfully overclicked into compliance.

Amateur. After the first 15 clicks I'm going to do a hard reboot. That always works. If it comes back on.

I swear this only happens on Windows.