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Are the top shelf items helping maintain the problem?
I never went that route, when I had that problem.
For months, I was on 4L of Dr Pepper a day, and never realised I had a problem, until the day I drank 9L in 24 hours. ... I never thought about sticking those top shelf items anywhere though. Does that ease the constipation?
9 liters holy shit. I would get sick of Dr. Pepper before the first bottle was done
Coke is the most top-shelf thing I have at the moment. I know it's not helping my body, but I just crave it.
Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear
Just the essentials…
The essentials and some beverages!
Plot twist: soda boxes are full of dildos.
Wait 'til you open the produce drawer.
Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.
Walnuts in the refrigerator? That's weird.
And cabbage, on the top shelf, not in the bottom drawer!?
Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.
Normal Coke Enjoyer.
alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says "address me".
Buy Pepsi
I guess I don't hate myself enough.
I should buy a dildo but I'm still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
This reminds me of Bill Hicks' bit about future advertising, how in the future there'd be an advert where it's just a view of a beautiful woman, and the camera pans back, revealing she's topless, camera pans further back, completely naked, and her legs are apart, and her fingers spreading her lips apart, and it just says "Drink Coke". ... "No I don't know the association. Yes I'm buying the product." I guess we're already past that future.
There are very small dildos that are, like, barely bigger than your index finger. Start from that, use a lot of lube, and eat good amount of fiber.
Make sure you are relaxed enough. If you clench your ass like a guillotine, you won't enjoy it. Let it slip in gently, naturally, effortlessly. It may still feel weird at first, but then you'll learn to do it and you'll have plenty of fun!
Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.
uhm so from my experience is that it's all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)
Why the hell do you have your cokes packaged in cardboard?
easier to transport that way
Okay but I have more questions.
Why are they storing all those in the fridge? They could have 2 of them in there and the other cokes outside, that would be much more space efficient. There would be much more space for things other than cokes.
Thermal mess keeps the fridge cooler when opening the door
you know what? you're right, I really shouldn't be browsing Lemmy at work
Nice try Violet08, you've exposed your alt account.
I was actually going to say, unlike the violet LARP situation, op actually bringing receipts.
I understand why folks think violet is a LARP, but I don't. She's too matter of fact about her posts and doesn't seem to care very much if folks give her attention for it or not. She barely comments in reply to her posts, and most of all she has explicitly said she'll never share a pic of herself.
I think someone larping would be way more over the top with what and how they posted, would post and comment more frequently, and would for sure generate some AI thirst trap (or just steal someone else's picture) and claim it to be her.
YMMV, and reasonable folks can disagree, but I think violet is exactly what she claims to be.
At least you're eating your vegetables
Using the lettuce to clean them out....
who says that vegetable's not just there to rot?
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don't want salmonella.
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
