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Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

Update: further information by @BigDiction@lemmy.world in the comments below

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 11 points 11 hours ago

They’ll do anything but acknowledge they’re funding the legal discrimination of trans people in the UK.

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I don't give a fuck about HP Whatshercunt, but I do love this story. Because it shows that collectively we have more power then these companies. If we could get our shit together and stop fighting each other we could bully them into litterally anything we want because THERE ARE MORE OF US. It's so dumb that we have let a tiny group of people convince us, the larger group that massively outnumbers them, they have all the power in the relationship.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It was a … power cable. To connect the Irish grid to the welsh/English grid. To allow for more efficient transfer of power between renewable generation to the respective grids based on availability and need.

It was actually a good project? Like unironically. It was going to allow for further decarbonization. Now it’s been delayed and going to cost a lot more, and may have to go through a Bronze Age burial site now.

The people who blocked the project were also disturbing the local environment by leaving huge amounts of synthetic fiber socks at the beach.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

Just another story about people making the real world a little worse because they're disconnected from reality.

Do you also applaud antivaxxers get together and bully people? Same thing isn't it? People disconnected from reality bullying people.

Sorry, but people disconnected from reality aren't capable of making any improvement in the world.

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[–] RainbowBlite@piefed.ca 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is actually a win. The original site was going through an ecological sensitive area. People fought to protect the "grave" of a fictional character but accidentally protected a delicate ecology. That is more important than protecting the dead, real or not.

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

The HP obsessive are also littering that sensitive sight with a bunch of socks.

Also the cable was for sharing load between grids to account for variability in power generation in renewables. It was literally being built to support further decarbonization of the grid.

Oh and now the cable might have to go through a Bronze Age burial site.

Like, this is not a win, this is idiots making a good project more expensive and difficult and potentially causing the destruction of an archeological site.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta love that a fictional character created by a transphobe carries more weight and concern than the further destruction of our biosphere.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

People are leaving rocks at the site of the "grave", which they've repeatedly been told not to do, specifically because of concerns about harm to the environment. So they might have accidentally helped in some respect, but it doesn't exactly mean much when they're showing up themselves, and fucking it up anyway

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"How did Donald Trump win in the US? How could so many people be so stupid and out of touch with reality?"

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 249 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

But apparently not so ecologically sensitive that an undersea cable couldn't run through it.

[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 231 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You only have to lay a cable down once and it'll work for however many decades. People trudging through on a regular basis to leave rocks would be an ongoing concern.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This assumes a lot of things about the installation and longevity of the cable and its jacket, and forgets that some of these things have been so magnetically interfering to their surroundings that sharks have bitten them.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, sharks bite a lot of things.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Who the fuck cares about Dobby's grave!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Jesus Christ, they're not even good children's books

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

The first four are decent monster of the week fare.

The last three remind me of bad fanfiction. The attempt to pull it all together into some sort of grand storyline is pathetic. The Horcruxes and Deadly Hallows crap was clearly pulled out of her ass at the last minute.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 39 points 1 day ago

Plus the Author is a bigot.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (26 children)

It's, of course, a matter of taste whether or not you find them good. But let's not pretend that we're not talking about one of he most popular, best-selling children's book series of all time that spawned a 30+ billion dollar franchise of movies, merch, games, and a theme park. Plenty of people found them plenty good enough to generate that big of a financial success.

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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 20 points 1 day ago

They are quite shit. They are easy reads, and it gets children to read, that's pretty good. But damn, shit makes no sense, and harry potter adults are pretty damn weird.

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Cult behavior.

[–] remon@ani.social 168 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In the end, he said, “we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby’s grave”.

The Bronze Age remains include urns associated with human burial.

Priorities are in order!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 129 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is fucking pathetic

At least no actual harm was done to a site of archaeological significance to placate a bunch of fucking nerds

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tasteless transphobic nerds.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 53 points 1 day ago (7 children)

This is so frustrating. My sister loves HP and refuses to discuss Rowling. While still buying merch that directly supports her.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a bunch of fucking nerds

Lol Harry Potter readers being nerdy kids may have been true in the late 90s or early 00s. Most fans of the movies are normies.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

It wasn’t even true then. Harry Potter was the flagship of the Scholastic book fair at the time along with books like Animorphs.

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I for one am glad they're leaving this gender neutral toilet alone

[–] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 98 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Okay yeah Harry Potter fans need to fucking stop. Just fucking stop. Read a book that isn't fucking shit.

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[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] bowsertattoo@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

wow this sucks

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 day ago (41 children)

What I don't get is, how did Dobby get so much love in the Harry Potter fandom while Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars got so much hate? They were both insufferably annoying characters.

I get that Dobby has fans; what I don't get is why the same wasn't extended to Jar-Jar.

Jar-Jar didn't die, I guess, but I feel like even if he did, fans would glaze him over decades later. They'd say "good riddance" and that would be that.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Dobby was a pitiful creature enslaved by a bad guy who dies saving the main characters

Jar Jar was a stupid alien added to the prequel for comedic relief

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 70 points 1 day ago (6 children)

y'all i was a mega harry potter fan growing up and even i think this was pathetic; READ ANOTHER BOOK

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