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[–] Klear@piefed.world 258 points 3 days ago (7 children)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You forgot the middle step. When parents discover it and ruin it, then its companies trying to profit off of it.

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[–] piyuv@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Not representative of reality; brand is too cute

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 120 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Okay, but.... getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

Shout it out while dropping her off at school or with friends.

Be relentless.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Be a lot cheaper to manufacture "69" nuggets. Pick the right font and you'd only need one shape

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago

imagine the disappointment when you only get 6's in your package 😐

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can also use Star Wars to brand them as "Order 66" nuggets. Or Get Smart with "Agent 99" nuggets.

Just call em Quotes and make em 6's

You may ask why not 9s? Well it's because 7 8 9

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 98 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me, opening the bag: "Fucks sake, all these are 9's and L's"

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Finally, corpos are adopting the meme. They will make it cringe enough to kill it off while milking the corpse dry.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But the brilliant part is that they aren't selling this shit to kids, they are selling it to parents and there's an extra dynamic of parent trying to make kid happy and kid probably picking up on that and acting happy to please the parent, resulting in the parent buying it more times when neither of them really care about it.

It's insidious and reminds me of those car commercials where they are marketing "a new car will make your teenagers want to spend time with the family instead of their friends" instead of trying to sell the car itself.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh good. This means it's almost over.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago

I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.

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[–] Itwasntme223@discuss.online 13 points 2 days ago

I showed this to my 12 year old child and he gave me the most dramatic eyeroll and said: "Yeeeeahh. Gen alpha has some dumb stuff." lol

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Purdue made these as well and I got them to annoy my friends who despise the meme... And my oven's heating element died in protest 😂

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

You have to set it to 420 to reset

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago

Hum, look like 69 nuggets with a bunch of L for loser nuggets thrown in for the kids.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You're buying shaped chicken nuggets. You've already surrendered your dignity. There are no "Heroes of Civil Rights" chicken nuggets...

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[–] plateee@piefed.social 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My package was defective it was all "9"s and "L"s.

Darkard beat us to it.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Y'all just haters, 67 is just another example of one generation finding and creating their own internet humor, then having every other generation bash on them for it.

Sure it's a bit cringey, but let the kids have their fun. Internet humor doesn't have to be so gatekeepy. We had things like 21 from vine and 2+2 is 4. If you look further than number based memes, then there's been a bunch of nonsensical memes like 🅱️

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah 67 is dumb but so was Nyan Cat, It is Wednesday my dudes, dickbutt, Somebody Touched My Spaghet...

[–] Dingo_Kidneys@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

I think I can shed light on the 6 7 hate. To do so though, I need to cover why people are okay with the others. 420 and 69 have been around for ages so they get a pass for being grandfathered and having transgressive origins. Quick maths (2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3) got its fame for being an incredibly stupid thing to say in the middle of a rap while also simultaneously going way too hard for how silly it sounds. Lastly you have 21, which was a vine meme so again, a more grounded and community based origin.

What makes 6 7 stand out is that it's from the British school system, and British culture sucks.

I rest my case.

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had to double check and make sure that wasn't the exact image I took this weekend at Aldi and shared with a couple of friends (it wasn't). Real friends don't steal karma that would rightfully have been mine. My kids would have died from extreme eye rolling trauma if I had brought those home from the store.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was informed this is over.

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Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somehow 66% less protein than real chicken

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

~~I was going to try those but there must've been some mix-up at the packaging facility because the bag only had 9s and Ls.~~

I was a little too slow.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

6 🤷🏽‍♂️ 7

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Last year, kids were saying “6, 7” for no particular reason; it was just a schoolyard meme. Old people like me started saying it. It wasn’t cool anymore because old people aren’t cool. This snack company is trying to ride the hottest trend about twelve months too late.

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