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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Throw out stuff so you can buy more" -- Maria Kondo

Miss me with that braindead shit.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

She doesn't even follow her own system anymore because she had kids and her system doesn't work well for families she admits.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

If you have more books than bookshelfspace, then than tells me we will be friends.

[–] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That means I would have to go to the library to borrow books I want to read and then really read them and turn them back in. I just want to buy books to sit on the shelf as I tell myself I will read them someday in the future.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or... what if you do both...

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You can pry the books I never read out my cold dead hands!

(Feel free to suggest me some public domain books I can get from Gutenberg, maybe I will read them)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

If your whole schtick is about decluttering, you should be able to differentiate between "less" and "fewer." Getting things down to a countable number achieves "fewer"-ness.

Also, looking at walls of books sparks joy.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, less word more good

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Anyone else have a redneck family that started dropping off endless truckloads of random used books from various flea markets at your home the very moment they found out that you like to read?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 22 points 3 days ago

Thats so cruel. When I mention I like to read my family drops off endless amounts of books at my doorstep.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No but that sounds fucked up. A book collection should be a carefully curated catalog full of things that you personally love or find great use for, not some sad eclectic mix that looks like a hoarder's pile.

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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My parents sort of did this to me for a while.. I did get some books I ended up really liking this way but we also lived way out in the country so getting to a library was difficult. Didn’t have much choice but to try them.

But then they realized I was well beyond kids/young adult books and started giving me books they liked when I was in 5th grade, like sphere and the third pandemic.. my teachers thought it was super weird, and I got a lot of negative comments about age appropriate-ness, but I had a dictionary and undiagnosed autism (diagnosed adhd, though), it was fine.

I was so excited when we moved and I was walking distance from a library. I ended up getting 2 library cards so I could reserve a bunch of stuff and still check out 5 at a time (I was there usually twice a week, and would just burn through books at around 1,000 pages a day, because it was all I ever did)

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

My apartment is 60% books. I don’t have enough bookshelves, I have most loaded to the point where they are bending and there are piles of books stacked on top. Stacks and stacks and stacks.

I think my library is almost an art project at this point. I thrift a lot, check out library discard sales and have a bunch of things I bought when you could get books on Amazon for a penny + shipping. I often pick up 5-10 a week, because at the thrift shop that’s maybe $10 at most. (Goodwill is getting precious, but the really ratty ones are often prime spots.)

Very little fiction. Mostly textbooks and history and language and arcane computer things and strange religious literature and philosophy and paranormal arcana. Obscure things - I mostly collect things that I wouldn’t normally be able to find in a library.

My ex hated my books and wanted to work out a deal where I’d have to give up two for every one I took in. Now I am free to live in a pile of stacks. I don’t care if it looks “messy” or “cluttered.” It represents my mind.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

A buddy called me to fix some plumbing in a house he baught , he said the previous owners were hoarders. So I went over and the whole fucking basement was wall to wall book shelves with fucking isles!

He said the lady that owned the house was some eccentric type that hung out in NY back in the 50's around artists and writers, traveling the world etc. her husband was some sort of critic and they liked books.

I asked what he was doing with it all and he said he sold the contents of the house sight unseen to some guy that wanted it all and was going to be arriving any minute but if I wanted anything to take it now. My brain was scrambling, I didn't want to be a dick so I just grabbed two books; Tropic of Cancer and Future Shock ( and a bunch of lab equipment that was in a secretive back room lol). They were both first edition books and had newspaper clippings about Miller and Toffler among other reviews that were stuffed in the pages.

It was crazy because they had so much bad ass shit , old leather bound stuff etc. It was just too much to process and I hope it didn't all wind up in a dumpster. I wish I could have spent a few days pillaging those shelves.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

At least when you die and archeologist find your trove we'll be able to deep learn your stack in order to recreate a cyber you.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Less than 30? That woman is goofy.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (22 children)

When we moved in, the neighbors daughter was curious about the "new ones", and asked if she could help.

I told her that I would be putting the books on the shelves the next day, and she promised to come over.

I don't know what she expected (when we visited them, I never saw a book in their place), but she was shocked when she saw a large pile of boxes. I had just finished installing the first wall of shelves, and told her that we would have to sort the boxes out, only about 10k books were for the living room, the other would go up into the studio...

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

You'll have to pry my Pratchett collection from my cold, dead hands.

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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I can fit all of them in my pocket with ebooks and a bit of... um... you know... 🏴‍☠️ (yaRrr)

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But... Stephen King alone has written 65 novels...

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That he remembers writing between all the coke he did

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ve seen interviews with him where he mentioned: ‘I was reading a synopsis of a story that sounded really interesting’ only to discover that it was about a book that he had written. And apparently he has no memory of writing Cujo.

There’s ‘doing coke’ and ‘doing coke so much I forgot I wrote a fucking best selling novel’.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

If you should keep one thing in life it's books.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Laughs in research library

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This shit seems weirdly disposal/consumerism focused.

Fuck all of this.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

I'm making a push to hoard my books a little more organized. With the space I have on my e-reader, I could easily have thousands of books.

And I intend to take advantage of that. And I think I might keep a local git repo just for the sake of making sure regex formatting changes don't fuck things up.

[–] liv@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I find this attitude chilling.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Right? That level of control seems downright psychotic.

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