Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.

This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.

I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change

The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho'!

Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.

But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?

I still am, but I used to be as well.

I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?

Don't think I have ever really had this problem. I just eat the stuff I buy because it would be a waste of money not to.

Also best before dates are just a suggestion.

Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg..."I used to be a real piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too." /s

I helped my parents clean out the refrigerator a couple years ago. I found the usual expired jams and jellies and other pickled things that were about 2 to 3 years overdue. But when I went into the freezer the oldest date I found was something that was hovering on 20 years past due. It's amazing how people neglect their icebox.

Sorry, I was in the mood for beans

• I have eaten
• the plums
• that were in
• the icebox
• and which
• you were probably
• saving
• for breakfast
• Forgive me
• they were delicious
• so sweet
• and so cold

(This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)

Throw the plums in the garden, free fertiliser

I been so fucking strategic with my food this year that for the 1st time in my life the freezer food gets eaten and I have to go shopping cause we are eating everything in the fridge. I buy small eat everything and repeat and I gotta say it’s a good feeling.

Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.

If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.

People can change.

It's why I stopped buying milk.

Its easier to just eat crackers.

That's why we need to normalize food sharing and foster the community