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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Some day I'll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords."

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

forbidden fleshlight you say?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, that's not what I said at all. But you do you, and if you end up in the hospital, I'm not responsible.

[–] Pelicanen@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

In theory, as long as there is nothing ferromagnetic inside what you put into the center of the coil, there shouldn't be anything happening at all, harmful or otherwise.

That being said, please don't stick bodyparts inside workshop tools.

[–] blimpkit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

What about a giant allen key

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They're probably made from tool steel, which is very hard but not very flexible, making it brittle.

Sword steels usually have a better balance between hardness and toughness. The hardness helps them retain their edge, while the toughness helps them withstand blows without cracking or shattering

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"After all, why shouldn't I keep it?"

[–] trashman@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

Pro tip: don't cast it into a fire and expect it to be cool. Don't ask how I know.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Protip: tape this to the bottom or back of whatever it is you're assembling. Makes it super easy to tighten loose screws or disassembly for moving.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No I’d rather put it in the junk drawer with the other 20 I already have. They need friends

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I have never thought about that before. That's a good idea

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is also really good if you want to sell or give away your stuff, so the next person has the tool they need to put it together.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I tape a DeWalt 18v XRP, including the battery, charger, and a bit set. Makes screwing or uncrewing easier.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yup, super convenient to have a tool on hand instead of trudging down to the basement to crack open the ol' box o' mystery.

Oh, there's no mystery about it. It's a box, full of single-use hex keys, all of which are inexplicably the wrong size.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I bought a complete Allen wrench set and still don't throw away the disposable ones that come with assemble-it-yourself products

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A ratcheting driver set is even nicer, you get all the allen tips plus torx, the weird philips variants, etc. Mine has sockets under 3/4" even. I use the thing like 10 times a day.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

No matter which one I get. It's always missing the one I need 😢

[–] ElegantBiscuit@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I have a big ratcheting screwdriver with the drivers stored in the handle, its so nice. And for smaller stuff I have a ratcheting right angle one that's great for leverage. That plus a tiny screwdriver with 30 different tiny bits for all different kinds of electronics, and a simple drill. It can all be had for under $50, compared to removing the frustration of not having the right bit plus the right tool which is priceless.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have literally a dozen allen key sets, at least, and still toss the freebies into a drawer

they come in handy every now and then when you need to hammer one into a partially stripped bolt head or something like that

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Precisely. They're the red shirts of the operation. I'm not putting the fancy Craftsman shit into my drill.

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I might need it

I don't remember where I put it if I do need it

But I can't get rid of it because I might need it

[–] Doug@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

I used to have a box of one-off tools I didn’t know what they went to, but devoting a day to the use of a label maker, determining which adapter went with which thing, and writing up a file of what’s in what box, was one of my greatest feats. I haven’t had to dig through a box for something in years.

My minimalist self loves it. Now I have more room for more useless shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have so many of these things, I've thought about getting a forge to smelt them into ingots.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forge is for blacksmithing. You want a foundry for smelting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have seen enough forged in fire and home smithing videos to know you can also do it in a forge. You just aren't casting them.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Much easier and efficient to put your crucible in a foundry. You also cast ingots.

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chip off the L-bit and now you have Allen Keys that will fit into any drill chuck

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Alternatively, keep the L-bit on and now you have one wild drill thingy, and will be feared.

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 17 points 3 days ago

I really needed the laugh! Thanks!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

One does not simply throw away Allen wrenches.

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Melt them down and make a single big one

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

But they were all of them deceived, for another Allen key was made

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's currently at 666, so I can't upvote it. Hail Satan.

i'll never need these disposables i said

20 years later, i dug through my pile of disposables and pulled out the 3 sizes i needed for my bike, and it has most of what i need for my repair kit.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

Oh, that speaks to me.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I throw away the plastic M.2 screwdriver I got with my 250gb drive. Now they don't come with them anymore and it's so aggregating, who came up with this god awful attachment mechanism anyway?

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You don't have a screwdriver? M.2 screws don't use any sort of special screw head. They're almost always a regular phillips screw size #0 or #1, maybe even being cut for a flathead to work as well.

I don't think I've ever even seen a drive come with a screwdriver.

The M.2 screw itself usually comes with your motherboard. But even then, they're fairly standard. The specification is for a M2-0.4 x 3mm screw.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

*aggravating

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Don't even look at my random wire collection.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

I usually try and tape it to an inconspicuous spot on the item so it's there if I need it

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I got an allen key bit set and just started throwing all of these oot.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

I've considered using some of those as components in 3D printing projects.

Not sure how well it'd work, but hey, spare material.

Looks like ai. Most of them look fucked up.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I put together 8 IKEA cabinets in the last 2 weeks. After stepping on two of these, I found the willpower to trash the extras and those in my stash. Tossed over a dozen of them.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Just... don't put them on the floor...

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