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[–] 93 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Unbelievably loud and smells like chlorine.

But the 5 year old in me is super excited.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    5 year old you didn't know or care how much of that water is just bodily fluids and emanations and soaked diaper water.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Rightly so. Because it's a ridiculous low percentage of the total water of the pool, lol.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    The completely masculine urge to sit down in the shallow water underneath the rain mushroom.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Masculinity is overrated anyway

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Machismo is overrated.

    There are honorable qualities of traditional masculinity that are grossly underrated these days. Like honesty and the view that a 'real' man takes responsibility for their work and gets shit done. Or that a real man respects women and their sometimes very different struggles.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Why is honesty and responsibility gendered?

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  • [–] 36 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    I would love to be under there sipping a gin and tonic, but not sure how to get under there without it being topped off with chlorinated water.

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  • [–] [S] 104 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Maybe this is why some drinks are served with little umbrellas.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    This was the most Jerry Seinfeld comment I've ever seen on Lemmy. Bravo!

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    My brother married a Mexican woman and during their first Thanksgiving together, sitting around the table with family members, my brother made a joking comment saying "now it's time for the Airing of Grievances!"

    His wife's brother (who apparently wasn't a Seinfeld fan) misheard him as having said "the Aryan Grievances" and was like "what sort of fucked up white people shit is this?!"

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Core memory unlocked. Completely forgot they had these growing up.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Without the white spots to indicate an amanita muscaria, this mushroom spout is fucking garbage and should be rejected as such. Have they even drank the piss from reindeer in falll? I think not.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    There's an outdoor public pool in the park near my home, and in the 'kids section' there is one of these. Very popular this time of year.

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    [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Avoid the mushroom fountain if you ever go to Bonnaroo. It looks nice, but the water is untreated and recycled.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Practically all water themed activities with kids are great places to see what disease or fungus you can catch. Seen a kid shit on the ground at a splash pad and they just mopped it up and turned the water back on.

    Also those fountains on the ground are essentially bidets because most kids don't wipe their ass well.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    On Planet Coaster 314 dollars. So that is the real price too

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    A reverse umbrella.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    https://www.naturalstructures.com/aquatics_spray_mushroom.shtml

    professional with installation would click-for-quote expensive.

    Needs a big ass-pump.

    You could diy it, but you'll need to be multi-talented

    The dome is just fiberglass and expoy. The post would probably be best as steel. Dedicated pool pump, you'd have a hell of a time anchroing it into an existing pool.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    It's the biggest hummingbird bath I've ever seen.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    The way government build contracts work, that addition probably cost tax payers millions. Meanwhile, you or I could contract the work of a inground pool with mushroom for $150k ($125k pool, $25k mushroom/fountain) if Google is to be believed.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    It could be done for a lot less than that, especially if you go with a splash pad version instead of a pool.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    The way government build contracts work,

    You mean through a competitive bidding process?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Not to go toooooo far down the rabbit hole here, but even that is a "kind of".

    Specifications can (and often are) written in a way to limit potential bidders. Lets say there are three manufacturers of these things that have good build quality, but I want to target a specific manufacturer. I could put in specific upper and lower constraints for height, width, flow rate, etc, and then I can say that due to the site conditions (which were designed to those criteria) only one manufacturer is eligible.

    I can then add specific restrictions for installation certifications, warranty coverage, distance requirements for eligible servicing personnel, etc.

    While all this may seem reasonable and practical in the spec, its really just a way to control who is eligible for competing on the bid.

    And if I was really shitty, I could leave specific things ambiguous so a company can come in really low on the bid to get picked, who then issues a change order because of that thing. Which then makes the cost higher than the losing bidder who included it from the start.

    Its not really as competitive as you think, thats part of the disgusting game being played.

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