I think the usage of biological or chemical weapons violates the Geneva convention and is thus considered a war crime.

Next up, a durian deluge!

Drop a few of these over the Kremlin and Moscow will be taken within two days.

I like it. The whole fish, not those tiny bits. Those taste the same as they smell.

Man, even the missile is vomiting violently

As someone who had the unfortunate fate of trying surströmming, id much rather prefer getting a nuclear bomb getting dropped on me.

Missed the opportunity to paint the bomb like a fish here.

Might as well use nuclear, as both make the area inhabitable