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[–] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Maybe that was the goal. If I'm going to jail imma say bye to the kittens first!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    one of the local prisons had an adopt a cat program for a while. i don't know if they still do but i hope so (prison programs often end as soon as the person sponsoring them leaves) because damn, being adopted by cats would (and did) help a lot of people heal.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Why does this have a beach in the background?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago*

    I sometimes get pulled over by a friendly cat while I'm out for a run.

    "Gotta keep going, gotta.. Oh, hello friend!"

    "Do you know how slow you were going?"

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    "Man about to get arrested makes it to his cat for one last embrace!"

    Fixed it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago
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    No jury will convict him

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Delayed gratification issues. Maybe that's a recurring theme in his life?

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