How terrifying would that be though. A housecat bigger than you. These adorable fuckers torture their pray for fun. There's absolutely fuckall you can do if a 6 foot cat attacks you, assuming they have the same hunting abilities of their regular counterparts. Their reflexes are faster than snakes. They can rehydrate from drinking blood. Get anywhere within armsreach of them, and they'll shred you faster than Dorothy from HR can shred a stack of employee complaints.
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I want a giant house cat
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Hello, human. You may be wondering why I am suddenly very tall. The answer, as it happens, is quite simple you see
Live feed of my monster cat that bruises my sternum when trying to wake me up for breakfast by sitting on me.
I was "oh wow, how did they mnaged to separe the cat from the original image that well?" And then realized the perspective
Everyone talking about size while all I can see is a very polite looking cat. He's just sitting there, not making any fuss, just waiting for his meal. Almost like sitting slightly awkwardly at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to notice you.
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