Yes.

Honestly though, this smells like embezzlement or moving funds to some clandestine project.

One was. What they don't know is that the taxi was being driven by a cat who had been assigned the mission to preserve the secrecy of their own clandestine meetings.

That's the story. Which has to be at least partially bullshit.

You must not have heard about much of the CIA's adventures huh?

well, that's just for spying. I still think ww2 was worse, when they would feed dogs under tanks, so that when deployed in the battlefield, the dogs with explosives strapped would get under enemy tanks and boom

That's a normal workday for the CIA at the peak of the Cold War. Apparently getting dosed with acid was something of an occupational hazard in the '50s if you worked for the CIA which might explain some of their more unusual operations.

Worse things are happening today with Neuralink.

I would advise not looking into the rest of the mkultra sub-projects then. They only get worse.

Saying that, the one where they built fake brothels with one way mirrors to dose politicians with LSD and then get secrets out of them was objectively kinda funny, in a looneytoons way.

How is this wose than putting a hole into a cow to release methane?

They did. Project got canceled because of problems with the training and that cats was killed by environmental stuff like cars.

Yeah like not supporting this equipping animals with cybernetic enhancements nonsense, but did it not occur to any of them that dogs exist?

That's OK, the mission to steal 14.99 million dollars was a rousing success.

The cat immediately ran into traffic to stop the misery of its CIA induced horror life.

or mind controlled giant squids.