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[–] 45 points 1 week ago (1 child)

She knows. She just don’t care

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Cats will do exactly what they're not allowed to do. Source: my cats.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I used to have a cat where the house rule was "no cats on the kitchen counter".

    Well ... Ok, no cats on the kitchen counter when I'm in the room.

    ... If I see you on the kitchen counter, I'll scoop you up and set you on the floor?

    ... I admit defeat.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Doesn't look like a cat that's not allowed in there.

    Looks more like swamp gas from a weather balloon created a thermal pocket by reflecting light from Venus.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Your cat knows you don't want to catch her in this room. Not the same thing. Fortunately, you're not catching her in this room. Just a cryptid.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    You must be new to cats. They don't give a fuck

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago
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    Wait! There! Panel 5!

    Is that...

    ...an autobot?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Looks like the Skunk Ape to me

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago
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    This cryptid is known for human interaction, but do not fall for its tricks. No matter what it attempts to convey, know that it has already eaten.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)
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    Cats are punk and will do what they are told not to

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    "Your puny hand has no power here"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Cats have really hot eyes!

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