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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Drink this water. It fixes depression and anxiety disorders.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow, I didn't realize Lexapro had been around so long.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Been around since the early 00’s, and it’s basically backwards celexa, which came out in the late 90’s.

Doctors like it because they have decades of experience with the medication, it’s be researched a ton, and they and know exactly when and how to use it effectively.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

By killing you?

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Ok this mouse is amazing I need it

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This one tastes like mint (hand reveal)

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How does such a thing come into existence?

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone makes a novelty mouse with water in it and then sells it to brands to hand out as swag

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Then it gets used for approximately 2 minutes before being discovered to be garbage, and summarily tossed in a landfill. 🤦‍♀️

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But not before leaking water all over your desk!

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Assuming it was even “water” to begin with. Not a random chemical compound known to cause cancer because it flows better than water in the container.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Or because it was cheaper. You don't have to pay for disposal if you're not the one disposing of your industrial waste!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

These kind of products went hard in the Y2K era.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Conference swag knows no bounds.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago

That is what they always tell you. Do your own research.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do ya reckon they put anti-microbial stuff in there, or did they just make war water?

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

Usually it’s just glycerol water this comes from a land before regulation

[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 13 points 4 days ago

nobody tells me what i should do

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Mastercard Executive Gamer-CEO Bathwater

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago

You will become too powerful.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago