He won the joke bigly by finding the joke funnier than anyone in history.

"Delayed until 2027" can't quickly find if they physically kicked anyone out but I don't know if a drilling company like that would just leave their expensive shit abandoned with full staff idle on a boat for half a year?

They actually just agreed to allow the US to have a larger military presence there.

The important part is that Greenland cannot make deals with Russia or China.

The official said the ​agreement grants the US permanent access, basing and overflight rights, and would continue to apply even if Greenland becomes independent

I wish that were true, and yet there are still Republicans in the US. He's not the only American responsible.

Nothing against you personally but fuck off,

We don't need people saying oh my government might be Nazis but not me only my whole country

No, he's really not the only one.

Make it make sense you slowpoke meathead