Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.

My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she's gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she's fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.

I'd have my cat. If the devil came acallin' I'd sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn't be enough.

I have answered this the same way every time I've been asked:

A great big fuck-off raven.

Probably this thing called an Aye aye.

When I have guests over, I wouldn't tell them I have it, but I'd train it to sneak up on them in the night and stick it's weird finger in their ear

Quokkas are adorable little shits, I'd love to have one as a pet.

• Fox (they are so cute)
• Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
• Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)

My dead cat, gimme that little fuck back 😔

Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?

An ankylosaurus magniventris.

My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.

Capybara because capybara

My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.

Penguin. No reason required.

Some kind of a wild cat like Ocelot would be cool assuming they could behave themselves but since they can't, a normal house cat is just fine too.

Capybara. Self-explanatory. It'd chill with me and my dogs.

Red Panda

A binturong. They have a fluffy prehensile tail as long as their body and they smell like popcorn!

tbh, I'd rather be the pet.

I'll stick with my dog family

An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.

Little monkey if they still have full free will and behave like they really would in real life.

Big gorilla if it was a "magically tame and loves you" situation.

Red panda. I'm disappointed that I was the first comment for one

Assuming time... wasn't a factor

T-Rex

Annnnny?

I'd probably have my two old boxers again. Same memories in their heads but as puppies. And guarantees they'll make it to 15.