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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Don't spiders actually sort of rather drink their prey than eating it? We digest food inside us, spiders just vomit up shit onto paralysed prey that liquifies it so the spider can just sort of slurp it up.

So I wonder how he'll do with a turtle. It's easy enough to imagine on a fish, but...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This is basically the plot of IT.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Fascinating is not the word I would use to describe that

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago

How about 'fucking nuts, dude'?

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

It's a guilty pleasure that I love The Matter of Disguise.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Why limit it to the US? Dolomedes is international.

Also yes I will sleep tight, knowing these adorable and accomplished spiders are out there living their best lives.

[–] remon@ani.social 35 points 1 day ago

Not entirely accurate, there are some save zones in North- an West Alaska.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

there's the slight alleviating factor of most people not living in lakes

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Red is land, white represents where the spiders are.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We've lost Canada and Mexico to the spiders already...

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

This comment is full of spiders. Using darkmode just hides them in the dark

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That would be very disheartening if I lived in America

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

these days it doesn't even make the top 10 list of disturbing things for people living in America

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They are in many countries. But they are not scary.

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[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 97 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poor turtle :( he's just a little fella

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How strong is that spider that it can lift a turtle? Will one nuke be enough?

"Laughs in australian"

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's see how strong they are under a blanket of napalm.

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[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know your age range just from the master of disguise reference

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saw that shit in theatres. As well as Baby Geniuses 2 and Meet the Spartans.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You're my exact age 31. And 32 in a few months

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (11 children)

That's gotta be in Australia...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, southern US. Found in a local group.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Great find! There are various members of Dolomedes in other countries. Some specialise in rivers, other lakes.

[–] remon@ani.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, that's a north American species.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

That's it, I'm petitioning the Army to let me have my M203 back.

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