One is closest to god when on one's knees.
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I'm not going to mention when I start playing the new Crusader Kings 3 DLC that lets you mess with Catholicism, but there will be signs.
Come to think of it, it has been a while since I've gone to confession...
"I have a devil in my dick and some demons in my seman ..."
Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Maybe she is a fan?
I can feel the atheism leaving my body
"Come OUT, demons!"
Just to be sure everyone gets it, this is a hoax. And it isn't that funny anymore once you've read that the meme is based on a real fact, but it was gender swapped. Classic case of men in power being shitty people™️
So it's funny when a female pastor blows the men in her church, but it's not funny when a male pastor does it?
Sounds kinda homophobic, honestly...
Gender-swapped is not the correct term for this. The actual story was sexual assault(s) performed by a male individual. No mention of sexual assaults in the meme.
Guys this wasn't sexual assualt, those guys that let that man suck thier dicks had to be at least 25 percent homo.
Why isn't it that funny when it's gender swapped? Are the standards somehow double?
I’m not a fan of sexual relationships started under an imbalanced power dynamic, but given they’re old enough to be called “men”, this is progress for the church and I’m not going to shit on it
As it turns out this was actually a 69-year old guy. Does that change your opinion?
Well the fact that the actual story was sexual assault, which is not implied in the meme, yes. If it was consensual and an older man doing it, what's the problem?
hey, as long as everyone is of age and consents, idc how many cocks were sucked
edit: after re-reading it appears i may have missed a few details in my hurried reading that lead to the conclusion that the consent was questionable. sorry about that.
Assuming that’s the only thing that changed, nope I feel the same way about it. Still problematic, but still less problematic than a lotta the other shit churches get up to lol.
you have to pretend you're walking on a tightrope across a canyon: the trick is to not look down
Yeah when it comes to the church and sex scandals, I'll take any "wins" we can get.
Well, i'm Christian now.
Ooh so close! What you're actually sucking out isn't demons but semens.
D for effort though!
Nah, Armando has some demons he'd like to exercise.
Did it work?

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