Can confirm, I'm part of the 95% :3

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[–] 8 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    That's just your ingrained instincts working correctly.

    The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Yeah because if I do a really good job eating the banana it is still never going to reciprocate and suck my cock.

    Funny that.

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  • [–] 86 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    I wouldn't put rotting genitals in my mouth.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    To be perfectly honest? Probably.
    I've had worse things in my mouth...

    substances, TMII used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

    Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it.

    Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
    But that's just me...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    The real admission here is that people don't actually like the flavor of bananas because when it darkens like that it's too banana.

    I'll still eat it, not gonna waste it.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!

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    [–] 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?

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    [–] 43 points 2 days ago* (6 children)

    Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one

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    [–] 19 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.

    to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 2 days ago

    They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
    I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...

    to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

    Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
    You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    That part of the banana is not attached to a girl.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?

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    [–] 26 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    guilty

    although in terms of which one tastes better it's honestly probably the banana

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I think you're incorrect. Genital taste is pretty fire :3

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  • [–] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    ok but does it actually taste good or are you just so euphoric from listening to their sounds of pleasure that you don't care

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 hours ago

    The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I'm really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
    I only have experience with cock, but goddamn...the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
    Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I just eat that part all at once so I don't have to think about it

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.

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    [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    Banana bread is better

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!

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    [–] 16 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤

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    [–] 11 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I do not enjoy the taste or texture of banana, regardless of how ripe or not it is.

    But give me any variety of genitals to nom.

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