Allow to explain why piracy can’t die in a way buisness majors can understand.

She’s gorgeous. She’s fantastic in bed. She pegs you and won’t tell anybody. You want to marry her.

You will be subjected to nonstop crazy bullshit for the rest of your life. She’s no longer fun, just expensive. She’s abusive. Nobody is happy.

And now she has ads.

You drink more. You stop coming home after work until she’s asleep. You refer to local hookers by their legal first names.

One day she throws a clot and dies. And you feel relief. The abuse, the lies, the manipulation, the pretending to be happy is finally done. You are free.

This in an anolgy for streaming services.

Company happly sends media to my computer when requested.

Company angry my computer do what I want with the media it got.

IIRC Google researchers have publicly used it for machine learning experiments. For example, for grabbing a sample video as part of some demo code.

They describe the tool as an application that retrieves content by parsing web page data and interacting with platform playback endpoints, with GitHub serving as the primary delivery method for its source code, pre-compiled binaries, and installation instructions.

Omg, web browsers will be next!

The Who?

Nah, bro. I'm using it to train my ai. Trust me bro.

There’s an EU piracy watchlist? Did anyone submit Facebook to it?

Yeah, the content mafia really hates everything that makes us actually own something.

How soon before WINE is included in this?

Of course it's the music industry...

Can it download any of those paid movies? That might be the only thing that makes sense

I mean, yeah? Isn't that what we're all using it for?