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[–] 24 points 4 days ago (1 child)

is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win

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  • [–] 22 points 4 days ago

    Casual Shitting: No

    Ranked, competitive shitting: Yes

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  • [–] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    I challenge you to a game of battleshits

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  • [–] 14 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    We used to hang battleshit maps in the volunteer toilets at some festivals. When you drop one, you can call out a square, and anyone who hears gets hit.

    It's the most fun when winners and losers get the most minor prizes, like not having to stand up to get a drink in the evening.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago

    They had one jobbie

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    That's a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it's probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    "Showing Scotland at its best"

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    Finally......I'm sick of casuals. I can finally show my skills in ranked competitive.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    Presumably, a bidet.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    It's time for the Battleshit!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago* (2 children)

    What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What's the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    With competitive shitting, bowling, and darts, you could have a fat-man triathlon.

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    My diet's been almost exclusively canned chili beans and canned refried beans for the last week and a half. I think I've got to at least have a leg up here.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    How many kurics?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    A super expensive fancy toilet with all the frills.

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  • The bull in the top left corner, obviously.

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    [–] 1 point 4 days ago (1 child)

    I'm going for the high score

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    Finally, TV worth watching.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?

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