They had to know.

A box of compression socks, with the log written in such a way that it appears to say "Cocks Cocks Cocks"

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[–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

I’m late to this thread, but oh my god I just got the same socks.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago*

    In the days of olde when knights were bold and condoms not invented, a sock was placed upon the cock and babies were prevented.

    I have literally stored this rhyme in my head from a BBS post I saw in the '80s when I was 12 completely unused until now when it all came together for this faboulous moment.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    Gay LMFAO cover duo yelling "COCKS!" over and over in the club

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Socks cocks.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    Cock socks?

    RHCP has entered the chat.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago

    All clothes are tubes.

    Meatsack tubes.

    Sock tubes. Cock tubes.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago

    Crispy for her disgust.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Cock socks cock socks cock socks!

    I said it in front of a mirror and now I can't get rid of this crusty ass gross ghost...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Socks? For cocks?

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  • Cylinder must be protected

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    They fit so snugly

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