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[–] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] 17 points 2 days ago

I cast social anxiety as a counterspell!

It is super effective!

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  • Your ass is fat and you have great taste in music

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    ...and after subtracting the 100 complement defense from my Syndromatic Shield of Imposterization and 25 from my Eye of Cynicism, the spell lands with no effect.

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  • I CAST HUG!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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    That's a crit... I'm dead :(

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  • My skeleton archers are immune to psychology, my necromancer however has a heart, damnit!!!

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  • I activate my Uno reverse card negating the effects of your spell and allowing me to cast a copy of it targeting you

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    I would like to go on record stating that these gross accusations are absolutely false.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Oh yeah? Even the evidence we have in your file that your thoughts and experience is beautiful and deserve appreciation? The eyewitness accounts about that cool thing you did and forgot about? Our investigation was long and in-depth! I'm the best detective on this mortal realm! We'll see what the judge thinks!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (3 children)

    *nervously* who—who is the judge?

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  • Critical miss!

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