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[–] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Dad Man: "The Television is crooked, darling"

Mom Lady: "But I spent 15 hours making sure it was a seated eye level!"

Dad Man: "come on, Ilean!", he wept aloud whilst running away.

Ilean: "Fine, we can finally save some money on paper towels by not using them to mop up the grease from FROZEN PEPPERONI PIZZA every meal!!!'

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