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[–] 1 point 1 hour ago

Ripe summer peaches are hard to find. The other two, no problem.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Omg same! Guillotines are so hot right now.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

    Gurl, sorry about society as a whole, but I know where there are entire trees of peach!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

    As long as those lemon stealing whores don't have a sudden urge of changing profession, those trees will feed billions. BILLIONS!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

    I do too, but the many of people tending to those peach trees frequently have horrible voting tendencies.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

    The tree is not guilty for the sins of long inbred generations of corrupt slaveowners

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago* (6 children)

    Is that last bit a euphemism? I mean, I'm here for it, (I, too, wish for similar) but I'm not sure if that's what they meant. 😅

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 hours ago* (5 children)

    Pretty sure it's just an ironic contrast.

    But BONK for you. Straight to horny jail.

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