Faulty colon, expect gas leaks.

For entertainment purposes only

"Waking times fluctuate. Check site for operating hours"

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Tattooed in black across my forehead

"Warning: will understand any muttering under your breath, discern thoughts based on facial expressions plus body language, anticipate what you will say before you can finish saying it, and the only thing preventing them from finishing your sentences before you do is they've learned that it's rude. Hates phone calls because it makes them feel blind."

"Contains salt"

Please don't yell at me. Will cry

I do my own stunts and It's safe to assume I have no clue what I'm doing

WARNING: Prone to spilling things

Stay back nine meters, risk of amputation.

Erratic social battery: Weirdly hyperverbal and non-verbal at the exact same time.