I mean, they could have just not right now. This article is superfluous doom. We already have immediate doom. That's too much doom.

The estimated lifespan of the outer solar system has been downgraded from 100 billion years to just a few billion years, according to a study that probed “terminal instability” during the Sun’s death.

Oh no! Anyway...

Well, this is sure going to put a dent in the S&P 500.

Soon I hope.

The neighborhood heliosphere is going to shit, gonna have to move.