I hope everyone has added this to their file about Jeff Bezos

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos had Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell attend his private, invitation-only, weekend at a resort he rented out. Bezos also has numerous private dinners with Epstein. They were good friends.

Fuck off, you buy one marital aid and you get this shit

I just checked mine. It says “probably has a dog”, “probably has workshop”, “probably has outdoor space”, prefers organic, and I have 6 hobbies. Gardening, backpacking, mountaineering, swimming, professional jewelry making and painting lol. I’m adhd. I’m not a mountaineer I just had to buy ice axes and microspikes last minute for a backpacking trip because the snow didn’t melt before our permit date. I mean we did scale mountains in the snow so I guess im a mountaineer now. I try to buy as little as possible from Amazon.

Mine was empty, i am kinda glad about it, it means they did not have enough info about me, not even by brokers Btw, i added

Everyone getting mad that they made a profile about you, but nobody acknowledging that you can edit the info and make them believe crazy things about you.

Funny that it knows this, yet chooses to ignore it.

Heh. Just logged in to my Amazon account (which I seldom use) and it's got nothing on me.. which is JUST how I like it! Guess ticking all the privacy and security settings and using ad-blockers and a super edited hosts file (Dan Pollock's - for decades now..) and using throwaway email accounts for all of this shit is working!

Niiiice.

You guys have Slavery – The Company accounts?

Sorta thought this thread would be full of people saying "I dont even have an Amazon account". Makes me sad.

I am proud of my Beyblade collection, lol.

Why are so many of you still shopping with Amazon? Genuinely I do not understand it.

What a judgemental slop.

Also holy shit it's so wrong on rest.

I haven't even got that page on the UK site. Looking at things they recommend I buy, I see the usual collection of things I bought once years ago, and completely random shit that I'd never be interested in in a million years. All that data collected, for what? How these people are worth trillions I'll never know.

The one that got me was "probably has a husband who doesn't like lotion"

I always figured Amazon knew the most about me because what you buy probably says more about you than what you search. Like Google may think I'm a raving lunatic but Amazon knows I am a householder and what I use. So I was honestly pretty relieved most of it was very general except that oddball example above.

I've gone through and deleted everything as a matter of principle.

If someone wants to generate a database of Lemmy users preference, this comment section is a much cheaper way than setting up an entire company like Amazon.

I was expecting to be horrified but mine actually made me feel pretty good lol

I prefer Anker USB devices, I grow plants as a hobby, and I consistently maintain dog supplies!

The only thing it got wrong is it thinks I have kids. But I guess I only really use amazon to get stuff for my dog and my sister's kids so that's no surprise

“Systematically building electronics laboratory.”

That’s so much nicer than saying I’m constantly trying and failing at my hobbies as I realize how little I know and how ill prepared I am for my ambitions.

How do you get to this page

Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.

Anybody know what this means?

"Likely lives in City, State"

Birch you ship everything I've ever ordered to the same address. Best you can do is "likely"?

Amazon being ableist, the preferred term is diminished gluteal syndrome.

/s

Hahahaha... now I'm kind of sad I deleted my account after Amazon kept trying to scam me by offering me free Amazon prime. They would give me a month free, then like 10 days, then only like 3 days, hoping I would forget and have to be charged for it. When they finally caught me out, I just told them to fuck off and deleted my account. Never liked their other predatory practices, like how they would plagiarise and sell existing products for dirt cheap and label them Amazon Basics... And then when companies would go out of business. They would bring up the prices. I guess you don't get that wealthy without stepping on a lot of people.

I hope i have one thats says 'she called us twats'

I love how it categorizes my full time professional job, which I did a degree in and everything, as a "hobby."

I can't get enough Boris detritus

I was just looking at mine today. Systematically?