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Secret Panel 💦

Transcript4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: DJ on stage yelling “Shake whatcha momma gave ya!

Panel 2: A guy in the crowd thinks to himself

Panel 3: the guy is timidly holds up and shakes a sign that says “mental illness”

Panel 4: the DJ puts a hand on the sign to stop the guy and just says “homie no”

Secret Panel: The guy returns home. His elderly mother is playing a keytar and asks “did you promote my band at the club, son?” The guy nods his head. In the background is a poster of mom playing the keytar, above her reads the band’s name “Mental Illness”

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Secret Panel: The guy returns home. His elderly mother is playing a keytar and asks “did you promote my band at the club, son?” The guy nods his head. In the background is a poster of mom playing the keytar, above her reads the band’s name “Mental Illness”

I mean, trying to promote your group during someone else's gig is just rude, so DJ guy was totally right.

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    [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    They're never happy when I answer "how are you?"

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    DJ Deeon’s early 90s ghetto house classic

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