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[–] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In France, they come free in many schools. You can even choose between a rat and a cockroach!

Edit: You can also go Nature-Type with some Fungi!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago

    Ask the suspiciously-thousand-rats-shaped guy in the trench coat and he'll give you 2 free!!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    My partner was at a pet store to buy 2 female rats. I asked "So, all the ones in this cage are female, right?". "Yes" said the employee, when suddenly she noticed a rat in the cage with giant rat testicles. "Whoops, he shouldn't be here" she laughed nervously, scooping the male up and dropping him into the next cage over, "They shouldn't be old enough to breed yet, anyway".

    And that's how my partner's 2 female rats became 23.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 days ago

    You should have two

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    Not enough money for rent

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    As a certified rat tickler, IDK

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    I would like to know this too.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    Usually the rat acquires you.

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