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[–] 94 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (3 children)

    Jesus said that when He returns He'll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody.

    The lake of blood will be miles wide and "as deep as a horse's bridle".

    He won't come back as a hippy. (according to Him)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.

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    [–] 41 points 2 weeks ago

    Slow. Hand. Clap 👏

    Great post.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (8 children)

    For anyone that doesn't know:

    She was killed two times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    She wasn't even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn't even kill her arm.

    Edit: i mean her heart never stopped.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    She wasn't killed twice. She was incompetently squirted in twice. Stop with the fake news, Mr. Trump.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 weeks ago

    Hey guys, I found Rasputin!

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago

    Well this just isn't fair, like comparing Babe Ruth home runs records to the modern game, he did it all half drunk on wine, dehydrated from smoking herbs in the desert, and without the benefits of HGH.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Next they'll allow the meat grinder or a shredder as execution method

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    Honestly both of those are more humane than lethal injection. The cocktail we use is absolutely horrific. Basically you are conscious the whole time and your lungs slowly fill with fluid while you drown.

    It'd be more humane to slam a fuckton of morphine and fentanyl. If that's not an option I'll take the meat grinder

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  • [–] 25 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    She has died twice and still lives.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    That's what I already understand after looking at the meme. What is the actual backstory, news source or something?

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  • [–] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Failed lethal injections.

    Her body is still very broken. It's barbaric.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Also extremely incompetent. They were warned she was tricky to put an IV in, tried anyway and fucked it up so the drug went in the muscle instead. Then they just kind of stopped trying and put another shot in the muscle as well. So they fucked up her arms real good, but the poison never went where it was supposed to go.

    I'm guessing the people applying to these jobs probably aren't the cream of the crop. But why would they be?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Christa Pike was sentenced to death. The sentence itself was already fairly controversial, due to some of the details of her case. And now the state has attempted to kill her twice, but they keep fucking up her lethal injection. She has been injured during both attempts, but not killed. She even requested a firing line instead of a lethal injection, because she has a heart condition that will likely prevent the lethal injection from properly stopping her heart. But the state has refused to back down, and keeps injuring her with bad lethal injections instead.

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    [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

    was wondering how long it would take someone to pull that comparison from their ass

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    [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm currently being screamed at for daring to have empathy for this woman. What even is my life?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    its hard for people to not understand you can have multiple feelings towards people at a single time.

    empathy for what their going through now does not mean you support what they did 40+ years ago

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    I had a rough childhood full of trauma and I know first hand how that shit can twist your mind into not to nice things. She grew up with worse horror than me. Not condoning what she did, but understand that she was a traumatized child too.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Not just killed, executed

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