This was a 00s and earlier thing. There is no prime time anymore.

I know this won't pass muster, but we're a dying breed all the same.

A colleague was showing me their new smartwatch and I asked if he can talk to his car with it. So, yeah.

Sometimes, I think about random lines from Freakazoid when reading a thread and then don't post them because they would be obscure even to most people who have seen the show.

"Meow."

"He says he is really sorry for the whole situation."

I'll kill anyone who gets in the way of me killing anyone

I had the explain a Karate Kid reference to a coworker yesterday...

It's what I do!

It's what I do!