Here we are, with both our military and the FBI among other government agencies, being destroyed from within. Our enemies are all laughing at us.

He's so stupid it's astounding.

That won't make us question their competence, or dick size, at all.

Want to join the FBI? First, you must demonstrate proficiency at mixed martial arts. Second, you must possess a deep desire to be penetrated by a horse's cock. If you meet those criteria, congratulations! You officially qualify to be an agent in the FBI!

They're all so fucking stupid...

They are such a parody, it's incredible.

Except it's not, because it's about loyalty to the leader, not any kind of efficiency or sense.

Why not WWE?

"This is a delicate negotiation and we must be careful." "No way man! Just kick him in the fucking head!".

Now, the first thing to learn is that in the real world chairs do not come apart. You must secure your chair and not let the other guy have it!

Will they carry their registered folding chair with them at all times?

To be fair, I would absolutely dish out for a pay-for-view to see Patel take a savage beating from an MMA fighter.

No knees to the head of a grounded enemy combatant? What about 12 to 6 elbows?

Soccer kicks and head stomps? Pride rules?

This really is the dumbest timeline

I had to pause a lovely Joni Mitchell song to rant at my wife about this one.

I can see this being useful for when they need to do a a heel-turn for Good-Cop-Bad-Cop interrogations.

Will America's next war be fought in the Octagon?

welcome to cartoon usa.

What a clown show they've become. Shame!

I was hoping WWE would win the contract, oh well

Wow. White must need a lot of money laundered.

We have have a sycophantic boot licker! Quick! Get him some government money!

Masculinity be porcelain

Will it be live streamed on TrumpTV and have testosteron boosters?